I recently wrote about Anti-Whitism in CBC funding decisions, through the perspective of Canadian Documentary Filmmaker Christina Clark. She talked about a "CBC Creative Relief Fund," so I decided to look it up. CBC: TDC_ARTICLE_START RECIPIENTS OF THE CBC CREATIVE RELIEF FUND 119 original Canadian projects have been selected to receive immediate support through THE CBC CREATIVE RELIEF FUND, exceeding the initial commitment with $2.2 million in development and production funding confirmed across three programming streams. With close to 9000 submissions received, 99 projects have been selected for development funding and 20 for production funding, including 51 projects (43 per cent) from self-identified Black, Indigenous and People of Colour (BIPOC) creators. “Thank you to the thousands of Canadian creators who submitted their ideas to the CBC Creative Relief Fund, including new storytellers we have now been introduced to. We were overwhelmed by the response and the creativity of projects, which made for some very difficult decisions,” said Barbara Williams, Executive Vice-President, CBC. “The world has continued to evolve rapidly since the Fund was launched, and we are proud to champion these unique voices and stories that reflect our country and the extraordinary times we are living in. The innovative projects we have selected offer a diverse range of inspiring and entertaining perspectives from creators across Canada, and will help support the recovery and resurgence of our artistic and creative communities.” TDC_ARTICLE_STOP Pretty amazing how White People are 67% of this country, yet the Anti-White CBC brags about having a disproportionate number of non-whites being given our tax dollars to make shitty media. However, below this they link to the projects that got approved. Most are boring, but I was surprised that they appeared to be far shittier than they were Anti-White. The Racial Discrimination appears to be done at the entry point, but I didn't see anything too Anti-White. What I saw instead was shit like this in the "Playwright Pilot Stream." TDC_ARTICLE_START ATTABOY! Janet Munsil Victoria, B.C. Whiz-kid teen Daniel is hard at work on a top-secret project in the backyard shed, a scientific breakthrough that could save the world. When environmental protection authorities arrive to evacuate his neighbourhood, Dan must face the instability of his future, and the consequences of his dangerous obsession. BLACK WOLF Celeste Sansregret Toronto, Ontario Scandal, extortion, racism and murder: the things that Billie LaFleche, the only Indigenous judge on the Queen's Bench in Manitoba, has to deal with in order to do her job are really a crime. BURUSERA Chris Tolley & Laura Mullin Toronto, Ontario Two people become linked together by the most intimate of items: a pair of underwear. Welcome to the future, a world where every aspect of human connectivity is for sale to meet the needs and desires of sellers and buyers. THE DRIVE Martin Kinch & Bill Dow Vancouver, B.C. Jack Abbott was a star reporter; now he’s confined to a wheelchair and running The Drive, a down-at-heels little community newspaper. He’s determined to forge its mismatched crew – each of them with their own passions, and their own tales to tell – into a crack team of journalists, discovering stories from the mundane to the exotic, the tragic to the absurd, the local to the surprisingly international. THE GORDONS Audrey Dwyer Winnipeg, Manitoba After being kicked out of university, Julie Gordon returns home to her wealthy Jamaican-Canadian family with a burning desire to write a screenplay about privilege, race and class, only to clash with a trusted mentor who tells her she's not Black enough, and to discover through her research that she comes from a long line of criminals. What happens when woke culture bangs up against blind spots, workplace alliances, old friendships, social change and some dark family secrets? TDC_ARTICLE_STOP Wow, I am genuinely shocked nobody wants to see thse serious dramas created on a shoestring budget! But I'm genuinely shocked they didn't accept my appeal. TDC_ARTICLE_START TALL BLONDE AND ARYAN Timothy Coish Vancouver, BC. After being sent to a concentration camp, Esther, a just turned 18 year old Jew girl with legs for days and a nose to match, falls hopelessly head over heels for Hans, the 6'6 Blue Eyed Camp Guard who she suspects is keeping her brother inside of a dreydul made from Jew Blood just past the wall filled up with the eyeballs of dead jew children. Can Esther save her Harvey-Weinstein lookalike pervert brother, or will she need to wash off Hans's sexy handiwork with soap made from dead jew fat? Either way hilarious and wacky hijinks will ensue! TDC_ARTICLE_STOP I wrote that up in less than a minute, and I'm pretty sure that I could do a serious proposal that's better than all the above losers in about 10 minutes. These people are clowns. I tell you it was pure pain reading through these kindergarten level pitches that they included in the documents. The sheer tedium of these people. Not just the poetry, these people absolutely suck at everything and need to be doing manual labour or something. So they suck and are HIV-Positive.